Sardonicus has now voted, and if you haven’t – go out and vote. What are you? Fascists or Greens or something?
Anyway, in case you were thinking of voting for David “Call me Lucifer” Cameron here are 10 reasons not to.
Cameron is ALLEGED to have.
1 Almost used a campaign poster of him hugging a man with Downes Syndrome and a pensioner. With the tag line “I’ll take care of them.” He is is winking, and there are 2 chimneys billowing smoke behind him.
2 Planned to sell the BBC to international pornographer Larry Flynt. BBC 1 and BBC2 will be renamed BBC tits and BBC bums. Radio 4 will be renamed Radio Sodomy (though this has been planned some years ago).
3 Refuses to read the Daily Mail. He reads the Grauniad as he loves bad spelling and grammar.
4 Has kicked more dogs on his campaign trail than any politician since Gladstone. If made Prime Minister he is planning to taunt the Queen’s corgis by flicking peanuts at them.
5 Is so evil Pope Benedict’s visit this year is to advise the Chief Rabbi and Archbishop of Cantebury on how to carry out an exorcism on 10 Downing Street if he gets in.
6 Has hired Uri Geller as a psychic mercenary to make Gordon smile like a sex offender and tell rubbish jokes.
7 Has built Boris Johnson in a secret lab in Eton. He is planning to clone buffoonish mayors for every town in England.
8 Is planning to tax wanking, farting and nose picking.
9 Will make hetrosexuals pay a none-gay license every year costing £500, or be forced to be gay.
10 Is a posh cock planning to use England’s worst recession as an excuse to give massive tax breaks to his rich chums and open up the whole welfare state, NHS etc etc to massive investment by said rich friends. Making himself the pimp for England to super the rich.
