A WOMAN IS WALKING DOWN THE STREET PUSHING A PRAM
A CAT JUMPS ONTO THE HOOD OF THE PRAM, IT LOOKS INTO THE BODY OF THE PRAM AND FALLS IN SUPPOSEDLY FROM SHOCK
THE CAT FLYS OUT OF THE PRAM AND RUNS UP A TREE AND HISSES AT THE PRAM
THE CAT’S HAIR STANDS ON END SO VIOLENTLY IT’S HAIR EXPLODES OFF OF IT’S BODY LEAVING IT BALD AND ENRAGED
THE WOMAN PUSHES THE PRAM UNDER A TREE AS SHE WALKS PAST A GREAT MANY PIGEONS AND SQUIRRELS FALL STUNNED FROM THE TREE
THE WOMAN PUSHES THE PRAM UP AN “URBAN STREET” DAVID CAMERON IS DOING ONE OF HIS MAN OF THE PEOPLE BULLSHIT ATTEMPTS TO MIX WITH COMMON TYPES.
HE LEANS OVER THE PRAM PURSING HIS FEMININE LIPS.
A SHEET OF THICK GREEN VOMITÂ FLYS OUT OF THE PRAM AND COATS HIS SMUG LINE LESS ETONIAN HEAD.
