The Sun did how ever have the greatest ever rumour about our fightin’ mad PM.
He’s visiting a factory. He gets a bad phone call on his mobile. He then throws a satsuma into a laminating machine breaking said machine. He then shouts at one of his aides “Why did you give me a satsuma?”
This raises the follow question. Why do his aides give him satsumas when he is angry? Is it a case of
“Crikey he’s going bananas give him some fruit that might calm him down.”
Which makes you wander if the aides to the leader of the free world (uk division) have mistaken their boss for a poorly socialised chimpanzee.
or did they think.
“The shouty loons gone bonkers give him some fruit that should be good for a laugh.”
In which case a career in Jackass 3 could be in the offing.
Either way thank you Sun for cheering up my Tube journey. I’m off to post a pineapple to big ears off that Sunday news program, that should be fun.
Of course it could be some verminous Sun journalist offered a couple of hundred squids to who ever wanted to drop shit on their boss and one of them got creative…
