Dr Sardonicus would like to make it clear his dear friend Sootyj is not infact Richard Littlejohn.
Both Max Clifford and Clifford the Big Red Dog have been summoned. As has that lawyer that got OJ off when he went a bit stabby.
The Littlejohn article
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1257370/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-I-look-.html
The Sootyj original
http://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/16369/
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And now from the first ever priminsterial debate what is the difference between the 3 parties?
CAMERON: I look down on Brown because I am an Etonian and I can smile.
BROWN: I look up to Cameron because he went to Eton; but I look down on Clegg because he is a midget in a tiny party.
CLEGG: I know my place. I look up to them both. But I don’t look up to Brown as much as I look up to Cameron, because he has got innate breeding and two eyes.
CAMERON I have got innate breeding, but I have not got any policies. So sometimes I look up to him Brown and pinch his.
BROWN: I still look up to him Cameron because although I have policies people think, I am an idiot. But I am not as pointless as Clegg so I still look down on him the short arse
CLEGG: I know my place. I look up to them both; but while I have no votes, I am honest, industrious and proEuropean. Had I the inclination, I could look down on them. But I don’t.
BROWN: We all know our place, but what do we get out of it?
CAMERON: No second term for you Bagpuss.
BROWN: And you get the mess I left the economy in.
CAMERON: I get a feeling of superiority over them…and everyone else
BROWN: I get a feeling of inferiority from Cameron but a feeling of superiority over him Clegg
CLEGG: I get to choose which one of them gets to be prime minister. I am a pain in the neck.
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Littlejohn maybe a racist, bigotted, sexist, homophobic, spawn of satan. Who is partially responsible for how truly crappy the world is and I suspect leaks a mixture of marmite and pus out of his pores. But this shows he is indeed a fine comedy writer. Albeit not as as good as Sootyj (who is exactly as good as Dr Sardonicus).
That and he likes Israel which can only be a good thing.
