If you ever watch channel 5, the Discovery channel whatever. You will notice pretty swiftly that there are 3 programs they specialise in animals eating each other, animals humping each other and of course the daddy. The number one favourite Nazis.
Sardonicus suspects Ofcom put it’s foot down on mixing those 3 up (work it out your self it’s not a pretty picture).

But surely these Nazi documentaries are getting a little well erm dull? Hitler’s stealth fighter, evil secrets of World War 2, the SS they’re all a bit samey. None of them are really Claud Landsman’s shoah. They all seem to appeal to a certain type of person. The kind of fellow who hangs around the Imperial War Museum and spends a little bit to much stroking the big V2.

The problem is they’re all a bit been there done that. The Nazis were good fighting, better at killing and wore some spiffing uniforms. They’re all produced by companies like Cromwell or Iron fist productions. And most seem to be voiced by RObert Powell.

Well you lazy sods Dr S has done some research for you! An entirely new subject, the last dark secret of World War 2.

According to the biography of Hitler’s bodyguard. Adolf liked a bit of a joke. Some of his classics included.

1 Accusing of Goering of promoting his underpants to overpants.
2 Telling Goering when he ate pork, he was the only pig that ate it’s own flesh.
3 Giving Goering tinfoil medals to wear on his pyjamas.

Not only are these pretty good gags. But they have a thematic unity, Hitler the ultimate skinny little shnip focussed all of his humour on his poor fat bastard air marshal (imagine commanding 10,000 stukas, jet fighters making whole cities quake and the boss still calls you fatty boom boom, it’d drive anyone to massive drug addiction). Sardonicus is amused that the dreadfully pompous German film Downfall (the one where all the Germans go “shit you mean the Nazis have been running this country for 6 years, have they done anything naughty?”). got it wrong. Hitler was spending his final hours planning an ever more elaborate prank to play on Goerring not raving at generals. Maybe Goering deliberately lost the battle of Britain jsut to get back at Hitler?

What a slogan for an antibullying campaign? Bullying can lead to the Russian army invading and bombing your city flat, don’t do it!

So Robert Powell if you are free? Fancy doing the voice of for Sardonicus’s first documentary “Hitler the lighter side of genocide.”

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