So Steve Jobs has just dropped another big one. Yes the fabulous new ipad has come out (and poor Sardonicus has been beaten to the obvious tampon joke), albeit ipad? Sounds abit like I’m sad.
Apple seem to have once again succeded in persudaing people to pay for something…well they don’t really need…at least if you have a job or something.
See take the iphone. No one with a proper job owns one, they’re all bought by creative types giving out sexual favours or eating catfood so they can afford one. People with proper jobs have Blackberries, people with succesful jobs have ancient nokias wrapped in masking tape and a PA to do their emailing thanks very much.
And when you ask why the iphone is worth selling your body to travelling salespersons in a Travellodge. The asnwer is all always something like “but the social networking is so good..”
Yes you can look up your Facebook status for another sodding 5 mintues or post that you just had a good fart, or what ever the hell you do. Just don’t question how people communicated before they tweeted every idiot thought that traversed their head.
And now we have the ipad. Something that looks like an iphone sold by the RNIB or a particularly snazzy Ikea lunch tray. You to can sit on a tube aimlessly jabbing your finger at a stylish adult speak and spell like I am Sam. How Mr Big Jobs must have laughed as he informed us that this was a shit version, but buy it now and be grateful. Like with every bit of Apple lifestyle wonk the version that actually works will be coming next year at double the price.
Oh but there’s the app store (would an Apple toilet be called the CrapStore?) yes you can buy Apps to pretend your drinking, find a Starbucks (clue if you can’t see one you’re probably on Alpha Centauro and they’re opening a branch there soon), hell there’s probably there’s an app that orders crapps and another that crapps on about them..Sticking with the fecal tone I hope Mr Big Jobbs designs one that weighs your plops. That’d be fun, watching metrosexuals unhappily poking their fetid iphones on the AM tube.
Sardonicus would like to be absolutely clear that this blog has nothing to do with the fact. That Sardonicus has an incredibly basic nokia and anyfancy Sardonicus gets Sardonicus breaks.
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now. Keep it up! And according to this article, I totally agree with your opinion, but only this time!