This is a script for an animation which will probably never get made (Sardonicus sent it to Disney with a drawing of Mickey tied to a chair in a cellar, you never know?) It’s in capitals cos that’s what you do for stage directions innnit.
Later Homes.
WOMAN WALKING DOWN THE ROAD WITH A PRAM
A LITTLE OLD LADY LOOKS IN THE PRAM SMILES, THEN SCOWLS, THEN VOMITS IN THE PRAM.
WOMAN WITH PRAM PASSES BY ABORTION CLINC, PROTESTORS WITH PLACARDS PROTEST OUTSIDE
THEY GATHER ROUND THE PRAM.
THEN WALK OFF AND BIN THEIR SIGNS
WOMAN WITH PRAM WALKS ALONG A BRIDGE A MAN IS WAITING TO JUMP OFF.
HE CLIMBS OFF THE BARRIER AND LOOKS IN THE PRAM, HE SMILES THEN HIS FACE FREEZES IN TERROR
HE RUNS BACK TO THE BRIDGE AND VAULTS OFF HEAD FIRST.




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