More oddments from my old writings. Have fun and thanks for reading!
Find some one with one right leg and you’ve saved 50% on shoes.
Sounds like the reindeer that came after Cupid you must be able to guess this one.
No it’s not an organ donor card. With what you’ve got we want to pickle you for future generations.
Do you like babies? Because you’re going to be changing loads of nappies…you’re own.
Do you you have a very good friend, with a very long finger?
Alonse!
Well now what’s he going to piss out of?
I said prick his boil (ok it’s an oldie but a goodie)
Lufthansa give so much free booze (in heavy Nigerian accent)
We can save everything…south of the eyebrows
