So with the election tomorrow Dr Sardonicus is finally going to throw in his tuppence worth. And it is bluntly hold your nose and vote Labor or hold back your laughter and vote Liberal. But what ever you do hold onto your common sense and don’t vote Conservative. David Camerons’s campign has crept towards the electorate like Arnold Shwarzenegger at the end of Terminator. Each blow revealing more and more of the monster underneath. Who ever is in power is going to have riase taxes and slash spending, that’s life. But only one party seems to view this as a gleeful chance for social engineering.
If the BBC has the license fee redivided it won’t come back and a shining institution will not return. Further Sardonicus would like to point out the following .
1 Any party who claims they can save money by predominantly cutting waste is lying. Ok lets say your boss cut your wages by 30% and suggested you could do it by effincey cuts. Could you really slash your loo roll costs by buying more soap? Socks by 50% if you hopped every where? Pornography costs by buying a mirror, blond wig and a bikini stuffed with cotton wool? There is waste in everything it’s life, we’re not robots yet (maybe IDS?)
2 Big society. Means fuck off and do it yourself. The next time some one offers Sardonicus a Big Issue he will yell Big Society back! Investing in communities is an expensive business not a cheapo save. Albiet big society could be a wonderous new insult.
3 Just who are in the conservatives? A rag bag of fundamentalist christians (trying to save us from gayness, can’t gays try and save us from christinaity?) eurosceptics who feel common cause with resurgent Nazis and a very large number of people who feel the less you earnt the more tax you should pay.
(Sardonicus looks forward to hearing “spare some change for my massive tax hike).
There’s more but Sardonicus is busy. So get off your arses and vote. And young people why do all parties suck upto the old? It’s because they vote and you don’t you bunch of big societies.
C’mon vote Cameron out. It’ll be fun to see the metrosexual git had to shag his wife (something I suspect eh doesn’t enjoy..)and didn’t even get into power.
