Archive for January, 2010

Tessa, Adam and webisodes

Saturday, January 30th, 2010

This week at the London Comedy Writers we read the first 5 episodes of Brett Snelgrove’s webseries Tessa and Adam.  A simple two hander exploring the relationship between a Brit boy and a Dutch dame.  A strong enough premise, but one that needs to focus more on who the characters are rather than the situations they find themselves in.  A key difference is a recurring sketch and webisode will be depth of the characters. I would write more about Tessa and Adam, but Brett has written an excellent blog on what he got from the meeting, so you should read that instead.

Instead I will look at the debate about the nature of a webisode and the hell it is.

It is hardly surprising people don’t know what exactly a webisode is, despite the term being around for over 10 years Websters only got around to acknowledging it 2009.  Basically put a webisode is a  single episode of a series that first aired over the internet, either streamed or downloaded. If you have a whole bunch of webisodes then you have yourself a webseries. It is generally accepted that a webisode will have runtime of 4-15 minutes, but I suspect that this will continue to increase as web TV gains in popularity. Reasons for the short length at the have been to do with budgets, YouTube limits and bandwidth (ie the speed it takes to download an episode). Broadband is now standard and streaming full length shows is no longer a problem, you only have to look at the popularity of BBC iplayer to see that. YouTube now allows longer videos and there are other sites that will stream and host material. Finally cost. This use to be a barrier in creating good quality shows, but digital technology is now much cheaper. For £10,000 you can buy yourself better equipment than is used currently on many mainstream TV shows. Mobisodes are the same thing, although originally coined  as show for mobile phones the prevalence of the internet on phones has rendered this a thing of the past.

The next thing you have to understand is that a webisode is a broad term, it is basically a TV show on the web.  This means a webisode can be drama, comedy, documentary, hosted, political, animated and even reality.

Knowing this, this should free you up in your writing.  The web provides a massive opportunity for people to break through and get noticed.  Distribution which has been for so long a barrier creatives has now been shattered. A BBC3 show will be considered a hit for topping 2 million viewers.  Meanwhile this episode of Fred has a staggering 37 million views, what makes this more shocking is that Fred is currently the second most subscribed YouTube channel in the world and you have probably never heard of it, much like the number one channel Nigahiga. This shows that your videos don’t need to go viral to be a success, you create characters that people like and then tell interesting stories, the audience will find show if it is what they are looking for.

Hopefully we will be seeing more webisodes in the future as this is an exciting medium ready to be exploited.

So in parting I will leave you with a few different series that are floating around on the web.

You Suck at Photoshop – masquerading as tool to teach photoshop you can enjoy the host’s life fall apart over the series.

The Guild – Streamy award winning sitcom.

Gemini Division – Produced by NBC as exclusive online content the sci-fi drama stars Rosario Dawson and a ton of product placement.

Hardly Working – What goes behind the scenes at College Humour.

Red vs Blue – Now starting up on its 11th season, this web series follows 2 opposing soldiers in the Halo universe.

DJ School – ComComedy launches their first webseries, with hopefully more on the way.

Food on a budget

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Back when we first started none of us were flush. And if we are honest this whole things seemed like a good way to explain why we were not looking for a job. Anyway something that very quickly became apparent was that lunch is expensive. When I had a job I had no qualms at all about popping down to Pret and spending a fiver on a sandwich and a bit of cake, I didn’t blink an eye at dropping £3 for a coffee from Starbucks.  However when no money is coming in all of sudden stuff like that is just throwing money away.  For the first few months at lunch we would all trot off to Sainsburys and buy food.  If I was good I could keep it under a fiver, but all those cakes are tempting.  Finally I realised we can’t go one like this and we started a new rule that we actually stuck to.  Cooking for three is cost effective so lets stop buying separately and instead cook for each other.  Setting the budget at £2 per head we have eaten much better meals and saved money. So what can you make for £2 a head for three people?

Sunday Roast, chilli Con Carnie, Curriies, spicy chicken wings, fish and lentals, chunky soups and stews, posh bangers and mash, tacos, fajtas, even a full English.

So here are my top tips to eating well on a budget.

  1. Buy in bulk. Rice takes ages to go off so buy a sack or rice because it will save you money in the long run.  This goes for pretty much any food, if it will go off, freeze it.
  2. The easier the meal is to cook the more expensive and less healthy it is. Some days we settle on pizza and after all that grease and cheese you wonder whether it was worth going over budget for it. It may take time to cook and prepare some dishes, but fortunately time is something we have, money isn’t.
  3. Cook in bulk. A full on Sunday Roast is fantastic, but to make it cost effective you have to have it over two days.  With curries you can freeze leftovers to pull when you really need them.
  4. Look out for special offers. Often supermarkets discount items that are about to go out of date, this can be great way to get things you would never be able to afford normally such as salmon, lamb or even a good steak.
  5. Plan ahead. Although sometimes you can be saved by a good special offer, nothing beats planning the meals ahead of time. Knowing what you want at the supermarket ahead of time means you only buy what you need.

I look back at the days where I could drop £5 on lunch without blinking in horror and doubt I could go back to that habit anytime soon.

Ides of March

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

So with time to catch up on what we wished we had done over Christmas tonight we all exchanged scripts which makes for some interesting reading and a reality check.  As the agreed deadline approached the heads bowed and the laptop keyboards received more abuse than they had in weeks.  “Can you guys touch type? Because I totally can.” was one of the few utterances in otherwise concentrated silence.

Deadlines do work damn it.  Maybe we should have hourly deadlines to encourage this frantic pace.  For the first time in a long time all three of thought we did a good day’s work. Yay us.

Not only that, we are also talking major deadlines for completing this thing. We are now publicly stating this thing will be ready in March.

Tomorrow morning we will sit down and have good read. Hopefully we will see a great story arch spanning 3 episodes and we will know we are one step closer to closing the gap on the structure issues and we can move on start putting in the gloss and sparkle.

January 2009 – A Flashback

Monday, January 4th, 2010

About one year ago we returned from our Christmas break, December had been a relatively unproductive month, but before we parted we set some homework.  It was light homework, basically each of us had to write up in detail one storyline. Now the hard work had already been done, the story had been fleshed out into bullet points, so it was just a case of expanding on that.  When it came to Monday morning I panicked, I had done nothing.  I quickly sat down at my computer and tapped away so I would have something to show.

When we all met up I handed it over knowing it was piss poor, but something that could be built on.  Damn, someone had written it all up, but phew someone hadn’t. For me that was a turning point, I felt I had let the team down by not putting in the required effort, the fact that others had put less effort in didn’t help either.

So out of frustration a couple of us sat down and crafted a contract jam packed full of our hopes and dreams for what working in a group should really be like. Some of the stuff sounds crazy and may only have relevance to one of us; seriously “refreshments that match people’s requirements” relates to soya milk, hows that for picky.

  • WORK HOURS
    • The day starts at 10.30 and finishes 5.30.
    • Lunch break is 1 hour.
    • Breaks are permitted and rightfully needed, but shouldn’t get out of control.
  • HOME OWNER RESPONCIBILITIES
    • Sets the schedule for day.
    • Keeps order and times breaks.
    • Takes notes (as best as situation allows).
    • Provides refreshments that match people’s requirements.
    • Provides 1 meal a week.
    • Makes sure that everyone synchs up at end of the day and that notes are cleaned up and e-mailed that night (after all, they don’t have to spend the next ½ hour getting home)
  • SEMANTICS AND DISAGREEMENTS
    • In the case of ongoing disagreements someone may call “Semantics” in order to get the point resolved.
    • Disagreeing parties must listen to the mediator who will give each person time to express there point before making a ruling.
    • The ruling does not have to be agreed to, but must be honoured and respected so the process can move forward.
  • DEADLINES
    • Mini deadlines must be set on a regular bases.
    • Deadlines must be agreed on by all parties
    • All parties must do their best to reach said deadlines even if this means longer hours or homework.
  • HOMEWORK
    • On occasion homework may be set, either to help reach goals or because independent work must be set.
    • Homework must be presented without excuse.  Even if the work is incomplete it must still be handed over to fellow writers so they can keep up to date with the progress.
  • WRITERS BLOCK
    • The primary aim is to keep writing and keeping hitting deadlines. Even if work ends up not being great it must still be carried out so that least there is a base to build on.
    • When all seems lost the writers should call a “fuck it day” where they get out do something totally unrelated to the script to clear their head and have fun.
  • NETWORKING
    • We must build and maintain contacts within the industry, this includes writers, directors, producers, agents and actors etc..
    • This is also linked socialising and seeing screenings, talks and other networking opportunities.
    • Maintain a database of contacts, what we know about them, what our relationship is and how suitable they are to the project.
  • FUTURE GROUP PROJECTS
    • The ground work for future projects must run in the background of the writer’s mind.
    • Keep notes of any new ideas or expansion of old ones.
    • This should over time build into collection of treatments that are ready to go if requested.
    • Future projects must never come at the expense of the current project.
  • EARNING MONEY AND SIDE PROJECTS
    • While the project is important, earning money and fulfilling other creative outlets should not be ignored.
    • There has to be an understanding that time may have to be taken out for work.
    • These dates should be stated as early as possible to aid with future planning and forewarning of any extensions should not be left to the day.
    • There should be a clear understanding of the stake in any creative outlets and what everyone’s roles is how they are expected to be involved and treated.  Unlike the main project where everyone has equal footing side projects can be weighted differently, but never outshine the main project.
  • CONSEQUENCES and REWARDS
    • Failure to meet any of the above criteria will be met with a negative mark
    • MVP awarded to anyone who has gone above the call of duty will result in a positive mark.
    • At the end of the week the writer with the best rating gets to pick his/her choice for days at their own house.  Second place gets to pick two days and the loser gets what is left.
    • Trading for days is also allowed at the discretion of the individual writers.
  • SOCIALISING
    • In order to remember why are doing this we must do things other than work.
    • Orange Wednesdays – seeing films on regular bases.
    • Seeing theatre.
    • PS3 tournaments.
    • Sunday Roasts
    • Playing games.

All in all I think we stuck to most of this and it really helped solidify our commitment to each other and the project.  We met up again today after our Christmas break and it will be interesting to pull this out and reaffirm our commitment to one another.

Looking at the contract now it still embodies my hopes for the project and our working relationship. anyone who says that working other people is easy, are filthy filthy liars. It is hard work, you need to swallow your ego and when everyone has an opinion that is hard to do. You need to take the time to understand what is happening their lives and know that perhaps getting this monster done is not the most important thing in the world.

A year on we are still hard at it. Looking back at the trails, tribulations, fears and tears I can say that it was worth it. Although we may fight, bitch, argue, back stab, hair pull, these are a couple of my finest friends.

New Year’s Revolution

Friday, January 1st, 2010

So December with all its glittering Christmas distractions made the end of the year slightly unproductive, which even when looking at what we have created over the past year it was still a downer way to end the year. Although I could blah on about last years regrets and missteps, I think that sort of thinking is so the Noughties.  We are in the… Tennies(?) now.

So here is the deal, the coffers in the kitty are low and I am really looking at 3 months to make this series happen. Don’t worry I am not so deluded that in those three months I think we will finish everything and sign a lucrative deal for 5 series with the BBC.  However, I do think we will finish the scripts, get real readings done, put together a kick ass pitch document and blitz anyone with money, power, vision and talent.

So this means no more slacking, focus all the way.  To help I have brought on a mentor of sorts.  He has one role and that is to demand pages everyday and slap me round the face when they don’t come.

In our small group we have often mentioned this lack of an authority figure as one of the problems we have had in not getting work done at a pace we feel we can realistically achieve. We look at the days where we have been mega productive and ask why can’t we do this everyday? The bottom line is we are our own bosses, and unfortunately we are the bosses you would love to have.

Want to start work late because it was cold outside? Fine.

Need to leave early to get ready for that dinner date at 9? No problem.

Want to sit around and play computer games? Excellent idea, we need to take a break from all this work anyway.

All of that aside, it takes a lot of discipline to do what we have done on spec. We could have rushed this through, but then it would be the same sort of stories and characters we started this to avoid. No one is paying us wages and yet we have found a way to scrape by to fulfil our dreams of being writers.

So roll on the Tennies and may they be far more productive and lucrative than the Noughties.


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