Archive for September, 2009

Review: FlashForward

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

When 24 hit the small screen in 2001 it ushered in a new era of big budget television shows with huge scope and story arcs. With the exception of Lost, many of these shows crumbled quickly under the weight of their big budgets and diminishing audience figures. Shows like Jericho limped into a second season, while Surface struggled to reach a season climax, Threshold got canned after 10 episodes leaving the remaining 3 unaired for months. So make no mistake there is a huge risk making this sort of drama, the idea has to be good, it has to hit hard on day one and keep the audience coming back, because once the train has left the station no one wants to jump on.

For this reason the producers and stars of FlashForward came out and hit hard at Comic-Con, they showed clips from the pilot, took questions from the audience and gave away a few tantalising details. Positive word of mouth helped the show deliver a strong debut both in America and the UK.

The series is based on a book of the same name by Robert J. Sawyer, but the differences are obvious – in the book the flash forward is 21 years and the lead character is a particle physicist.  Most likely the writers have taken the idea of the book and run off in a new direction (like how I Am Legend changed everything from the book by Richard Matheson). As usual the pilot is all about setting the scene and introducing us to the characters.

Mark Benford (Joseph Fiennes) is an FBI agent chasing down a van in heavy traffic, suddenly he blacks out, and finds himself in a room, people are out to get him.  He wakes up and everything is in chaos, car crashes, people screaming, very quickly he realises something bad has gone down. They soon find out everyone on the planet blacked out at exactly the same time.  As they look into the causes Mark admits that he did not just black out, he had a memory… only of the future.  It soon transpires that everyone flash forwarded to the same date and time 6 months into the future, the fact that some people have the same memories lends weight to the idea that this really is the future. So the investigation begins, recalling what he saw he starts trying to recreate the wall of clues he saw why blacked out, of course other people’s visions are cause for concern.

As I said at the top, a show like this needs to grab the audience and hold on to them, like Heroes the show has given a target to aim for.  In Heroes we were given 2 things, “save the cheerleader, save the world” which served as the series midpoint and the bomb in the city which was season finale. In FlashForward we are given a date in April and the show producers have confirmed that the season finale will air on that date. Having a direction and an end point really helps focus the audience on a goal, this is an ongoing problem is Lost, you really have no idea where it is going.

The big question is do we really care about the characters, or are we just interested in the device. Even in the pilot most of the characters are just functional and forgettable, even Fiennes who is leading the charge is just too goody good to have any real depth. In the coming episodes we are certainly going to have to get to know these people better if we are to get behind them. For now this is big budget flashy TV that is doing enough to hold my often shallow attention.

Created and Written by: David S. Goyer & Brannon Braga
Directed by: David S. Goyer
Starring: Joseph Fiennes, John Cho, Jack Davenport, Zachary Knighton, Peyton List, Brían F. O’Byrne, Courtney B. Vance, Sonya Walger, Christine Woods
Date premièred: 24th September 2009
UK Details: Channel 5 – 27th September 2009

Review: Eastwick

Saturday, September 26th, 2009

There is no effort to hide it, Eastwick is indeed a TV version of the 1987 Jack Nicholson movie The Witches Of Eastwick, which itself was based on the novel of the same name by John Updike. This is not the first time someone has tried to make The Witches of Eastwick into a TV series, the first attempt was in 1992, a pilot was shot and aired, but NBC failed to be picked up. Things then went quiet for 10 years, but in 2002 FOX tried again, with Marcia Cross who, when the show failed to be picked up, went to on star as Bree in Desperate Housewives. Third time lucky and with a whole new cast, ABC finally picked it up the show for an initial order of 13 episodes. The release of The Widows of Eastwick in 2008 and the stage musical probably helped raise the profile of the source material, making it a slightly more tempting offer for the commissioners.

Like many pilots this is all about set up, we meet the three women, who have very subtle magical powers causing events so slight they are quickly written off as coincidence. Although the three women all live in the same small town and know about each, because of their own preconceptions they have never talked. Roxie (Rebecca Romijn) is an a eccentric artist, Kat (Jaime Ray Newman) a swamped mother and nurse dealing with an alcoholic husband and finally Joanna (Lindsay Price), a shy and insecure reporter for the local paper. Following an event a the fair the three girls come together for drinks and as they start to learn a little more about each other they become fast friends. This gives the ladies a huge boost helping them to find the strength to say what they want from, or how they feel about others. Little do they realise that it is the mysterious dark and handsome stranger named Daryl (Paul Gross) who has just moved into town who is bringing them together and pulling the strings.

Comparisons to Desperate Housewives are immediately obvious, 3 middle aged women trying to juggle their home life, work life and social life in a small, but pleasant town. The mix of magic gives the show a light comic touch, although real issues and real consequences are present, we see two characters hospitalised in the first episode and the fact that that they have placed Kat there too means we are likely to see more. As a pilot most of the time is spent bringing at the characters together, although we see signs of magic none of the characters fully realise what this means or if it is even real. There is no talk of witches and Daryl’s presence in the town and his effect on the women remains a mystery. Of course if you have read the book or seen the film, you know that Daryl will be as likely to split them apart as bring them together. At the end of the pilot it is unclear how much power he has over the women and there is already a level of distrust. If the show is to have any longevity it would be wise to move away from the source material as soon as possible, there is plenty of scope for fun with witches running amuck in small town.

The pilot drew large audience figures for ABC and if subsequent episodes pull in similar figures, the show can no doubt look forward to a full season order of 22 episodes. Check back for updates.

Written by: Maggie Friedman (based on The Witches of Eastwick
by John Updike)
Directed by: David Nutter
Starring: Rebecca Romijn, Lindsay Price, Jaime Ray Newman, Paul Gross
Date premièred: 23rd September 2009
UK Details: The Hallmark Channel – Date TBC

Review: Accidentally on Purpose

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

Like the mass of new hospital based dramas, this year also sees a huge Cougar movement.  This has been brewing for a while in shows such as The New Adventures of Old Christine, Desperate Housewives and a popular sketch on Saturday Night Live, however it is also prevalent in reality with Demi Moore, Madonna and Hale Berry. While Accidentally on Purpose is not the biggest cougar show of the season (that title goes to Cougar Town – reviewed soon), it is the first.

In case you are asking what a cougar is, the Urban Dictionary defines a cougar as “An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf.” Our hottie in question here is celebrity scientologist Jenna Elfman, who you might remember from Dharma And Greg or not… the show was quite forgettable.

So the show starts with Billie (Jenna) at her work party with her quirky friend Olivia (Ashley Jensen, who you might remember as the quirky friend in Ugly Betty and Ricky Gervais’ quirky friend in Extras), Billie has recently broken up with her boyfriend since he was not going to propose and now 37 she is feeling a little over the hill. Then she gets hit on by young 20 something chef Zach (Jon Foster), they go back to his bachelor pad and make babies on his mattress on the floor.

Now pregnant Billie decides to break off the relationship, but Zach’s dad walked out on him when he was a kid and he doesn’t want the same for his child, so although the relationship is sexually over he now moves in.

There you have it, the pilot sets the scene for Billie and Zach’s worlds of the professional and the young playstation playing bachelor to collide.  This episode is all set up and it is basically an odd couple comedy, beyond that there is nothing which is knock out funny or original, it just is a bog standard easy watching studio sitcom. There must be something bitter sweet for the actresses getting work from this the rise in popularity of the Cougar, on one hand they are getting work, but on the other they have been relegated to being portrayed as over the hill simply on account of their age on paper. In TV terms men at 37 have not yet reached the age where they can be classed as distinguished while women are clawing at the curtains desperate to get their hands on a wedding ring or a penis which ever comes first… no pun intended.

Written by: Ryan Murphy & Brad Falchuk & Ian Brennan
Directed by: Claudia Lonow
Starring: Jenna Elfman, Jon Foster, Ashley Jensen, Nicolas Wright, Grant Show, Lennon Parham
Date premièred: 21st September 2009
UK Details: TBC

Review: The Beautiful Life: TBL

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

The CW network in America might, just be my least favourite channel, so either they are hitting off the mark with its 18-34 year old target audience or I am just getting too old. The 2009/10 line up features the following original dramas… One Tree Hill, Gossip Girl , 90210 , Melrose Place (yes this is a reboot for the popular 90s late night soap – I’ll review it soon, don’t worry), The Vampire Diaries, Supernatural , Smallville and their newest show The Beautiful Life.

It wasn’t enough that the CW already screens America’s Next Top Model, they also wanted a drama about super models to go a long with it. Glossy, sexy, soapy, flat one dimensional characters, this show has it all. The best thing is the title “The Beautiful Life: TBL” this might actually make the title “The Beautiful Life: The Beautiful Life” because I have no idea what else TBL is suppose to stand for otherwise.

The pilot opens when Riana (Sara Paxton) a young newcomer on the scene has to replace her friend Sonja (Mischa Barton). a more established model on the catwalk, this pushes her career up a notch.  Meanwhile on the other side of town Chris (Ben Hollingsworth), a young farm boy on holiday with his parents is discovered in diner and offered the chance to be a model. After meeting at the agency Riana takes it upon herself to introduce Chris to this new world. She joins him on a shoot offering him tips on how to have his photo taken and then joins him at an exclusive party. At the party Chris discovers the more seedy side to the modelling world, while good girl Riana helps her friend land a shoot that saves her floundering career.

So there you have it.  Imagine you had to write a script about models and the plot had to be as unsurprising as possible, well the only surprising thing would be how close your script matched the pilot to The Beautiful Life. Of course you get drugs, sexy ladies, casting couches, bitches and all the that good stuff, and of course our main characters are cleaner than clean, a moral compass in an otherwise massively immoral business, it makes you wonder just what attracted them to it in the first place. Therein lies the problem, the eyes through which we see this world morally judge it. One of the things that made shows like Sopranos, The Shield, even Sex and the City great were that the characters were right in the middle of everything and were blind to the moral ambiguity that surrounded them. Chris better start sexing up older me for jobs and snorting coke off a dead models breast quickly or the whole show will be the depressing of the only 2 good people in hell.

The series was created by model-turned-writer Adam Giaudrone who is supported by Swingtown creator Mike Kelley and the show is executivly produced by Ashton Kutcher, which will no doubt lead to a cameo later in the series. Despite a huge marketing drive online and print ads featuring nude shots of the stars, the show failed to bring in the ratings and really there is nothing to stick around for. Early word is that the show is already be eyed to be replaced mid-season by Life UneXpected, so the chances of a full season pick up or second series seems extremely unlikely.

Created and Written by: Adam Giaudrone
Directed by: Christian Duguay
Starring: Mischa Barton, Benjamin Hollingsworth, Nico Tortorella, Ashley Madekwe, Sara Paxton, Corbin Bleu
Date premièred: 16th September 2009 (CW)
UK Details: TBC

UPDATE
After only two episodes the CW decided to pull the show making it the first victim of the harsh (but in this case fair) low audience figures (1.5 million for episode 1 and 1 million for episode 2).

Review: Glee

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

After sitting through the terrible terrible Vampire Diaries, the prospect of sitting through another high school drama was not that appealing. On the surface Glee looked like a desperate attempt to grab the cinema going audience who enjoyed High School Musical and when ITV tried that with Britannia High it didn’t work that well. Since the pilot had been hanging around since it was tested after the American Idol finale in May, I thought I better get around to reviewing it.

Now Glee clubs is not something we have over in the UK and not really something we have seen in American high school TV shows and films.  We have no idea where Glee sits in the complex social hierarchy, we know jocks and cheerleaders are up top and we know nerds and band are down the bottom. This leaves Glee kind of floating in the middle with the debate team, the thesps and the Goths, although for the purposes of this show they are described as being in the basement.

Glee opens on the football field, not for the sports, but for the cheerleaders and there is the face and sends a wave of relief that this won’t be like any normal high school drama. Comedy actress Jane Lynch “You think this is hard? Try being waterboarded!”, she plays the coach of the school’s pride and joy cheerleaders known as the Cheerios, she is also the chief antagonist for the next person we meet. We meet the Spanish teacher Will Schuester, who was once part of the schools champion Glee team, so when the Glee coach is fired for a gay relationship with a pupil, he throws his hat into the ring, much to the disgust of his wife at home.

Auditions for the Glee club are carried out and rather opting for hilarious failed auditions, we actually get a series of talented singers, talented but funny characters. With the group in place Will realises they need more male voices, quite frankly the camp guy and the wheelchair bound guy, while fine singers don’t usher in the mix vocal and physical talents needed in the group.  Will sets his site on the football team where comes across quarterback Finn singing in the shower, a quick dastardly trick has him in the club.  With the group in place Will takes them on a field trip to check out the competition and see last years champions perform.  An amazing rendition of Amy Winehouse’s ‘Rehab’ is performed leaving our 6 members of Glee dumbfounded.  News that Will’s wife is pregnant shakes things up further and as he considers looking for a new job with better benefits, but after seeing the group perform ‘Don’t Stop Believing’ he realises that it kill him to see them win without him. There are some other stories around the singers, but I will leave you to discover those by yourself.

The series was created by Ryan Murthy who was behind Nip/Tuck and 2000sPopular, this is an ambitious show but easy to see why it will be a hit. The characters are sterotypes, but the writing is tight with a tongue firmly placed in the cheek. At Comic-Con someone was heard to describe it “as if High School Musical had been punched in the stomach and had its lunch money stolen.”This might me taking it a little too far, but the appeal is certainly wider than the tween audience who enjoyed those films. While there are shades of light and dark, the shows primary purpose is to entertain and well make you gleeful and at this it is a 100% successful guilty pleasure.

Going forward I don’t see many surprises in where the story is headed, obviously they are going to have to compete against the ‘Rehab’ team and probably win.  To do that they will need more members and hopefully that will throw enough tension into the mix to make the predictable journey worth going on. The relationship between Will and school guidance councillor, Emma will also be interesting, they seem a good match but Will is married.

Written by: Ryan Murphy & Brad Falchuk & Ian Brennan
Directed by: Ryan Murphy
Starring: Dianna Agron, Chris Colfer, Jessalyn Gilsig, Jane Lynch, Jayma Mays, Kevin McHale, Lea Michele, Cory Monteith, Matthew Morrison
Date premièred: 19th May 2009 (pilot), 7th September 2009 (Directors Cut)
UK Details: E4 – early 2010

Update 1

I just caught the second episode and there is no doubt that Jane Lynch is in danger of upstaging the whole musical cast with one of the most entertaining new characters I have seen this year.

Update 2

The third episode was a slight disappointment, but obviously not in the ratings as Fox has picked up the series for a full season order adding an extra 9 episodes.

Review: The Vampire Diaries

Sunday, September 13th, 2009

It is not like film and television producers have just discovered vampires, quite frankly they have been getting over exposed on screen since the dawn of cinema. Last year saw the debut of HBOs True Blood, CBS’ Moonlight and Lifetime’s Blood Ties on TV, while  in the meantime Twilight was hitting cinemas for the teens and Swedish vampire flick Let The Right One In was appealing to the more artistically inclined. So with all this vampire buzz the CW said, “We want some of that Pie! Find us a series of books based on vampires.” They dug up the The Vampire Diaries by L. J. Smith a series of books written in 1991 (Yes that is 3 books in one year, under pressure from fans she wrote a 4th the following year.).

So armed with this new property the CW went skipping off to jump on the Vampire bandwagon.

We open on a vampire attack at night, straight away we have a lovely cliché seen in 100 horror movies.  Then we cut to two girls Elena and Bonnie are going to school, Bonnie talks about she could be psychic because of her witchy roots in Salem, apparently she predicted the death of Heath Ledger which was a kinda tasteless throwaway line. Anyway Elena’s parents were killed in car accident 4 months ago and she is still super depressed about it, this effects her school work, while her brother turns to drugs.  It is then that she sees a handsome new arrival at school, a talk dark stranger by the name of Stefan, the two are drawn to each other, even hanging out grave yards and such.

To celebrate the start of school there is a big party and another person is attacked by a vampire, Stefan thinks he knows who it is and so is none too surprised when his brother Damon shows up.  The pair fight, but Damon is here to stay.

As usual the writers have picked and chosen from vampire lore adding rings that allow vamps out in day light and the power to control ravens and create smoke (I am not kidding Damon is really chuffed with that power.)  We are yet to find out how holy water, silver and crucifixes work, but these vamps can fly, have great strength and turn ugly when angry or tempted by blood.

It pains me to even have to review this show, it is set in Mystic Falls for Pete’s sake!  It is terrible, packed with poor “teen speak”, exposition, twists and plot points that don’t make sense, horrible clichés and characters I could not care less about. This is a long way away from the humour and creativity of Buffy The Vampire Slayer and although I am not that keen on True Blood either, this show certainly pales in every conceivable comparison. Considering this show comes the pen of Kevin Williamson the visionary creator of Scream it is a huge disappointment, maybe he used up all his good ideas in that one franchise… or the first film in that franchise.

Maybe if you are a tween, you will love this show, but if you are looking for something with a little bite, then avoid.

Written by: Kevin Williamson & Julie Plec (based on the books by L. J. Smith)
Directed by: Marcos Siega
Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Steven R. McQueen, Katerina Graham, Candice Accola, Zach Roerig, Kayla Ewell, Michael Trevino, Sara Canning
Date premièred: 10th September 2009
UK Details: TBC

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Review: Harper’s Island

Saturday, September 5th, 2009

Pitched as a cross between Scream and And Then There Were None , Harper’s Island is a drama series where at least one character is killed each week until only the killer and a handful of survivors remain. Having already broadcast in America searching online for information on the show could result in giant spoilers that will further ruin an already sketchy ending to the series. Venturing on Wikipeadia (on a bad day) for example, will present you with a table informing you who dies in which episode, who the killer is and lives to tell the tale – so be warned.  But enough talk about the future, this is about the pilot.

The pilot opens on Harper’s Island where we learn of the exploits of a serial kill named John Wakefield, he killed many people and stung them up in a tree.  These were the first murders on the island, but not the last.  Zip forward to the present day and a wedding party is preparing to head out to the small island off the coast of Seattle. As you meet each character you find yourself weighing up their odds of survival vs the the odds of their guilt. We meet Henry, the groom who is marrying the rich man’s daughter Trish, we meet the bridesmaids, the grooms men, crazy uncle Marty and the creepy flower girl.  Finally we meet Abby, Henry’s best friend from childhood. Of course Abby’s story runs deeper, an island native she has not been home since her mother was strung up by Wakefield, so as much as this is a celebration, she also has to face some demons.

Anyway the group head off, someone manages to get killed as the boat leaves shore, but who would let that dampen the party spirit.  On the island we continue to explore the characters and meet new ones, we meet Henry’s Gothic and troubled brother, Abby’s old love and her father neither of whom has she spoken to since leaving the island. Anyway the first night is all for drinking, and making people look guilty, we’re talking bags of money, guns, odd text messages and e-mails.  Then before the night is out we have our second murder.

Coming from the people behind Lonelygirl 15, this show has an odd reality show feel to it.  So use are we to shows like Big brother, The Apprentice and I’m a Celebrity that the idea of eliminating a cast member in every episode seems perfectly normal.  Obviously this format has been successful in films such April Fools Day and on stage with 12 Little Indians, but an idea that works over the course of 90 minutes seems in danger of being stretched out way too long in a TV series.   Not as funny, scary, clever or original as Scream, this is just not an idea that plays well over so many TV hours, it gives you too much time to pick holes in the plot. Still it is fun to guess who is next for the chop and who the murderer might be, although there is no escaping that this is waster TV.

With most of the cast doomed to being sliced, diced, hung, shot, stabbed etc, doing a second series was fortunately never on the cards, although a web series Harper’s Globe was produced to be viewed alongside in the original run.


Created  and written by: Ari Schlossberg
Directed by: Jon Turteltaub
Starring: Elaine Cassidy, Christopher Gorham, Katie Cassidy, Cameron Richardson, Adam Campbell, C.J. Thomason
Date premièred: 9th April 2009
UK Details: 6th September on BBC Three

I also included the trailer below from CBS’ fall preview, it is interesting because the footage is from the unseen 15 minute pilot used to sell the series to the network.  It seems that not even all the actors could survive a brutal culling by the network.


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