Archive for July, 2011

Review: Love Bites

Monday, July 11th, 2011

The void left behind by Sex And The City is still felt some 7 years later, where does one turn for girl chat after replacements such as Lipstick Jungle and Cashmere Mafia failed to find an audience. It seems that TV  producers have been happy just throw vampires at this audience, but former Sex and City exec producer and writer Cindy Chupack decided enough is enough and created Love Bites… don’t worry there are no vampires, it is just a title.

Sometimes I know something about a show when I sit down to watch it and sometimes I know nothing, this was the case with Love Bites and that feeling of not knowing continued through most of the episode.  The script starts with bunch of friends on a Hens night, but before they get too rowdy the bride to be falls asleep and the only one who still wants to go clubbing is the pregnant Annie, her friend Cassie is tired of being upstaged by her friends belly so tells a guy she is a virgin. The story then follows the ramifications of this lie and how Cassie and the guy try to figure out their next move to result in sexual bliss.  At this point I start  to wonder what happened to the bride to be and the pregnant Annie as there are no cutaways from Cassie’s story which comes to close when she admits the lie. The next thing I see is a new character talking about how he and his wife can sleep with a celebrity of their choice if the opportunity arises.  Of course the opportunity does arise and the results are much less funny than that episode of Friends where Ross gets his chance with Isabella Rossellini.  Then the story shifts again and I release that this is not one episode but several little stories on the theme of love, kind of like Creepshow for girls.   Anyway in the last part we return the to the bride to be and discover she just had her first orgasm with the help of a vibrator.

Apparently this was not the format of the show Cindy Chupack had originally intended, it was suppose to me a regular show exploring love and relationships of singletons Annie and Cassie,  but after cast members left for various reasons, a pilot was made and rejected, Cindy left as showrunner, the whole thing was retooled into the format now which finally premièred 8 months late. The show was watch-able, if predictable with no real ongoing drama, it is simple watch out the corner of your eye while you doing something else.  It doesn’t challenge expectations and mostly left me wondering about more interesting characters and stories that were discarded along the way. Instead of giving us rich interesting character development we have a series of C stories, the plots that were not quite interesting or fleshed out enough to carry a full episode.

Officially the show has not been cancelled but viewing figures have been dipping every week and it looks likely that the original 9 episodes made may also be the last.

Created / Written by: Cindy Chupack
Directed by: Marc Buckland
Starring: Becki Newton, Greg Grunberg, Constance Zimmer
Date premièred: 2nd June 2011 (NBC)
UK Details: TBC

Review: Teen Wolf

Tuesday, July 5th, 2011

Right, I’m a little behind on all the new shows that have stared these past few weeks, so despite an already busy schedule I will attempt to get a review out everyday until I have caught up.  Starting with MTV’s re-envisioning of the Michael  J Fox 80s classic Teen Wolf. MTV have been waggling some large toes in the drama pond, earlier this year they had their take on Skins and next month they have Death Valley, this is quite a departure from music videos and “reality” shows that have made up the bulk of the channels output up till now. So is Teen Wolf an exciting and invigorating take on a nostalgia inducing classic or a derivative supernatural teen angst show riding on the coat tails of Twilight?

Scott is getting ready for his first day back at school when his best friend Stiles invites him to go looking for a dead body in the woods, this leads to a werewolf attack and as expected Scott quickly develops super human like reflexes on the lacrosse team, he can hear better, smell better and heal faster. When new girl, Alison, comes into the school, Scott is instantly infatuated, so when she turns up at the veterinarian a where Scott works with a dog she ran over he is able save the dog and get a date with the girl.  Of course this date falls on the night of a full moon and his werewolf side comes forth and he quickly leaves the party.  Fearing Alison is in trouble Scott, now in werewolf mode, runs into the woods to find her only to be confronted by werewolf hunters, he is saved by the werewolf who turned him and realises he has a lot to learn about being a wolf.

Other than the names, Teen Wolf the series has little resemblance to the film. Originally the werewolf was inherited rather than being passed on by a bite, Stiles was a pro wolf party animal, rather than the book searching, cautious side kick.  Sport still lies at the heart, but you can’t help but feel they could have picked something better than lacrosse.

It is not surprising to learn that the series has been developed to have more in common with The Lost Boys than Teen Wolf, this is a darker show with most scenes shot a night or on grey days. Tyler Posey who plays 16 year old Scott is happy to show off his sculpted torso, while love interest Alison, played by Crystal Reed, spends scenes sans bra. Darker, sexier and derivative – yes , this is MTV making a quick buck off the recent trend for vampires and werewolfs by grabbing the rights to the title of an 80s comedy and then throwing everything else away.  Looking for something that stands out in the show is hard, this is might as well be any one of dozens of teen angst dramas, but with a werewolf thrown in.  You have seen all the characters before, the jock, the Billy everyteen, the new girl who has moved from school to school, the comedy sidekick etc…

I give Teen Wolf five silver bullets and hope it can be put out of its misery.

Developed by: Jeff Davis
Written by: Jeff Davis and Jeph Loeb & Matthew Weisma
Directed by: Russell Mulcahy
Starring: Tyler Posey, Crystal Reed, Tyler Hoechlin, Dylan O’Brien, Holland Roden, Colton Haynes
Date premièred: 5th June 2011 (MTV)
UK Details: TBC


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